Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and a very, very special episode as we head into the festive season.

We've given ourselves the opportunity to embarrass ourselves on a recording with a very fun quiz game, or several quiz games, as the case may be.

My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today. Quizmaster Taylor Rockwell. Hello,

Taylor. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I'm excited to be here. I'm excited to be Quizmaster. I'm less excited to try to succinctly explain the rules of the Wikipedia game. Oh boy. Let's see how we get on with that. Joining us to play along, Graham Rutherman. Hello, Graham. Hello, Ryan Bailey. I'm nervous. I'm always nervous for these episodes and I also also need the refresher on the Wikipedia game. As I do every single time we do the Wikipedia game, it's been years. And these rules have still not been absorbed by my dense brain, apparently.

Always good when you had to explain complicated rules to a game. But this is a very fun game. We've played it many times. It is a very, very fun game indeed. We hope you play along as well, listener. And also playing along, of course, it's Joe Lowry. Hi, Joe. The most frustrating slash endearing because it's Graham and Graham was a very endearing person. Part of Graham not remembering the Wikipedia game rules is that he doesn't know how to play and consistently wins anyway. It's unbelievable.

I think Graham obviously is a soccer brain in the jar, but what Graham's skill lies in is

having a very good memory as well, I think. Oh, I don't love that. That's right.

Grim, go ahead and rattle off the 1999 Champions League Final 11s for both teams, if you

would. Manchester, Schmichael

Irwin, Yapsdam, Ronnie

Yonson, Gary Neville and then it would be

gigs. Jasper Blonkvis started that game.

York and Cole

up front, Skoles and Keen were suspended.

One more? David May?

Oh no he didn't start Nicky Butt might have started that game

I think

And then on the other side

Can

Loter Mateus

What are we doing?

Is this Byron?

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