The Truth About Santa - #10
Good Morning From Hell
Good Morning From Hell
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šļø 16 December 2019
ā±ļø 30 minutes
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Produced and hosted by comediansĀ ā Chris Demaraisā Ā &Ā ā Blaine Gibsonā Ā from Tales from the Stinky Dragon, Rooster Teeth, & Black Box Down.Ā
Edited by ā Nicholas Newtonā .Ā
Art by ā Andrew Douglasā .
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | I am so over this situation, Peter. I'm unbumble to find something real. You know, like someone |
| 0:07.5 | you can count on, someone who actually cares about what you think. I just want someone |
| 0:12.5 | who's ready for that long-term kind of love. Whether you're looking for your next boyfriend, |
| 0:18.9 | girlfriend, casual date or just someone who truly getscha, it's waiting for you unbumble. |
| 0:25.6 | Good morning from hell! It's good friend Clayton here with my good buddy. Chris. That is so |
| 0:43.6 | an enthusiastic take two. Good morning from hell! It's Clayton! And Chris! It's great! Let's |
| 0:50.5 | keep this tempo up the whole time Chris. Sounds good. Alright, we're not going to do that. |
| 0:54.6 | My voice is already a little scratchy. I'm going to drink some eggnog because it's that time of |
| 0:59.4 | season. Yeah, so what is this podcast? Well, it's called Good Morning from Hell. No shit, we've |
| 1:03.9 | said it three times. Where basically I have my man servant in my little slave boy, Chris. He died, |
| 1:10.3 | so I brought him down to hell. He's my little co-host on this show where we interview all sorts |
| 1:14.6 | of people from hell. You said you got eggnog? Yeah, what kind of egg? Dinosaur eggs. Dinosaur eggs. Yeah, |
| 1:20.2 | the loss of our after egg. How is that? Spicy. Spicy? Yeah, yeah. Their skin, if you ever lick it, |
| 1:25.4 | it's like Tabasco sauce. They sweat Tabasco. Wow. So do they actually have feathers or no? Yes. |
| 1:30.9 | Oh, they do. Yeah, they're actually really beautiful feathers. They look like giant evil two cans. |
| 1:35.9 | Oh, so like you know like fruit loops. Uh-huh. Yeah, they're like that, but like they'll kill you. |
| 1:41.1 | Oh, okay. Yeah. So do you have any, does the pets or anything? Oh, yeah, I've got loads of them. |
| 1:45.1 | Yeah, they're all in my backyard. They run around. They have a couple of tricks. Yeah, like |
| 1:48.9 | I think it's sit, roll over, mall. Yeah, real cute. Yeah. Yeah. I'll have you over. You can pet them, |
| 1:57.7 | and they'll feed it to him. It'll be great. Okay. Yeah. Sounds all right. Let's do with you, Chris. |
| 2:01.8 | You sound gloom. Oh, nothing. I mean, Helen Keller wouldn't have seen each other in a while. |
| 2:07.8 | Well, I haven't seen, I haven't seen, she hasn't seen me ever, but I haven't seen her in a while. |
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