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zero carbon generation at EDF Energy.com slash helping Britain. Well, free speech has been ebbing away on college campuses, of course, for many years.

Now, colleges seem increasingly able to take a joke. of course

and able to take a joke literally. Constant Kissen is a comedian.

He's the host of the YouTube show Trigger-Nometry.

He was recently invited to perform at a college in London, but the group that invited him

asked that he sign a contract promising not to engage in any way in quote racism,

sexism, classism, ageism, abelism, homophobia, homophobia, homophobia, xenophobia, xenophobia, bifobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia, anti-religious, what's a long list?

What was he supposed to joke about?

Well, we've asked him to come on tonight to tell us, Mr. Kisson, thank you very much for coming on.

First, is that real?

Did you make up that list?

Is this a comedy bet?

No, it's not.

It's been very good for my comedy.

But actually, if you go further into the contract, they also demanded that all jokes must be respectful and kind, which I think really takes the biscuit.

And as you know, I was born in the Soviet Union and this really getting this

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