Now there's no bed sheets, there's no vibrating toothbrush. I don't really know if it's...

Do we know if that toothbrush is American dental association? I have no idea.

Nothing to sell you here. No commercial, just to enjoy the show and consider joining my club.

I would ask you to leave a rating if you're on the Apple.

Used to be called the Itunes. Now it's just Apple.

They've streamlined it. Used to be Macintosh. I remember when it was Macintosh and then people

didn't, you know, I guess that was a Northeastern thing. So people would only eat gallas and so it

became Apple. But the point is, leave a rating, enjoy the show.

Federal law prohibits filming of endangered falcons except for educational purposes.

To avoid federal crimes and maximum penalty of up to five years in prison,

the following comedy sketch has been edited in post-production to be educational.

Viewer discretion is advised.

Here at the hell are you doing? This is our falcon.

CriterShop.com mascot. I'm going to teach you how to hunt and carry a lot of things.

You don't even think about falconing?

Actually, it's falconry, which historically was a popular sport and status symbol among the

nobles of medieval Europe and Japan, where it's called Takaguri. Falconry has been around forever

and may have even been started in Mesopotamia.

It's got a, look, you've got a hysterical little helmet with the spear.

Good question, Steven. The falcons hood used during the phase of its acclimating to humans,

which is referred to as the manning process, is used to keep the raptor in a calm state,

both in early parts of its training and throughout its life.

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