May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

10% back in credits to spend on your next Uber ride so you don't have to walk home in the rain again.

Trains now on Uber. Tees and sees apply. Check the Uber app.

So Susan, how's homeschool going? You know that scene in the sound of music where the kids like come down the stairs perfectly behaved and they all like sing a beautiful song and then

are dismissed and obediently march up the stairs. It's like the opposite of that.

Well that's just Hollywood.

Like a fur flying chaotic non-harmonious shit show.

Oh, okay.

So you feel like you're back in the spring? Yeah, it's better than the spring. We're back in the spring. Okay. Our son's

motto or like mantra is flexibility and optimism.

I think they took that from the Biden campaign.

So I'm going to embrace that in my life too and be flexible and optimistic.

I think the slogan should be build back better.

Flexibility and optimism sounds like a motto for like a North Korean prison camp or something.

Hey, you know, Susan, if this doesn't work out with the homeschooling, you could just, you could run your own troll farm.

Exactly, then I could put the kids to work and they can finally earn their keep.

All the kids are doing it these days. Not a bad idea. Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Trump Trolls Edition. I'm Shane Harris. I would gladly run a children's troll farm. I think I would be an excellent troll master and an exacting disciplinary in, right?

Yeah, you just need a room full of like middle school girls. Oh sure that would be the meanest troll farm

In the history of the world it would make the Russians cry

Really would oh my god story over the world. It would make the Russians cry. He really would. Oh my God, that would be packed.

That's actually scary just to ponder that.

I don't know why no one's thought about this yet.

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