I would have been perfectly happy talking about micro-waving eggs for a little bit longer,

but for those of you who don't know what I'm talking about, I'm John. I'm the guy doing

the talking of which you don't understand. And today on the damage report, we have a very

important episode with Brett Erlich, Brett, host of the happy half hour. How's it going?

It's going so well, John. Let me get as big as you. Hey, so essentially on the happy half hour

this week, you're going to love it. It's me and Mark Thompson. And we talk about the stories that

TYT's main show. I want to say is afraid to cover, but I should probably say has better judgment

than to cover. Things that were explicitly rejected because they're not newsworthy or have

journalistic integrity. Mark Thompson pours the biggest glass.

Yes, they're right at our level. We are the kids at the dinner table who are underneath

the table having a fort. And everyone else is eating like a human being. We are,

that's how everyone else is shopping due to flee at the gap. We are going and disappearing into

the racks of clothes. You know what I mean? I used to love that. You never know the last time

you hide in a rack of clothes. You don't know that's the last time that you did that.

But anyway, okay, so that's mostly what we're going to be talking about. Today,

racks of clothes. Now we're going to be talking about the debate. A debate that can be summed up

by a tweet I just saw that said, I feel like Trump gets all of his facts from the websites that

give your computer a virus. I think it's probably true. So we're going to talk about Fox Brain

today on the program as well as a number of other things. Obviously last night was the last

debate of the 2020 presidential election. Possibly the last debate of America. We'll see.

We're going to be giving you updates though, also on Rudy Giuliani. We've now seen the tape.

Mitch McConnell and his health. We're going to, we're going to give him a once over, you know,

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