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better your story. Who do we play as in Poppy Playtime? It's a question we've had since day

one of the franchise, but as the series slowly heads towards its inevitable

end, we're running out of options. So, let's take a look at our few remaining characters

and solve this mystery once and for all.

Hello, internet! Welcome to Game Theory, the show that knows that for every theory we get

right, we often get one wrong. And Poppy Playtime is no exception. There have been

three key mysteries plaguing us. I've actually been referring to them internally as the three

P's of Poppy. Who is Poppy? Who is the prototype and who is the player? I'm sure Yossi is

profoundly pleased, perhaps even palpitating at the plentiful, practically preposterous proliferation

of punchy plosives I'm presently producing.

Sorry, bud.

Anyway, over the last five years, I have tried desperately to answer these three questions.

One of them, we nailed pretty early on that Poppy was the daughter of Elliot Ludwig.

The prototype we flipped and flopped over the next few years.

Although technically, I was more right than I realized in my first episode as

host, so long as you ignore the part where I also suggest it might be rich. But that just

leaves us with one mystery left. Who is the player character? This one has been the biggest

enigma for me, mostly because we know so little about them. We know that they worked in the factory

at some point, but they weren't

important enough to be known by Harley Sawyer. But you, you worked here. I can't say I remember

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