Hello, this is a podcast about gossip, dirty laundry, chitter chatter, and back fence

brittle prattle.

In each episode, Joe Wilkinson and David Earl invite you lot, the lovely listeners,

to send in any juicy gossip you might have heard over the years.

At the end of each episode they will choose their favorite bit of gossip and place it,

on the new gossip mongers leaderboard.

It's ever so big and shiny, so, without further ado, welcome to,

the clubbing maids, no, given magic, no, groggy maths teacher, no, gossip mongers, yes,

gossip mongers, yes, yes, that's it, gossip mongers, welcome.

Yet your gossip gargles are, do people believe everything they hear?

Do people believe everything they hear?

Gossip number one.

This is from Jay.

Hi David and Joe.

I have a piece of gossip for you about my friend, let's call him Ricardo.

Ricardo is a lovely big ginger-bulled Scotsman and a really lovely bloke.

He spent a few years of his life living in cockamouth in Cumbria.

One morning, as he was making his breakfast, he decided to have three eggs instead of his

usual two.

A wee extra eggie.

He placed the third egg into the pan of water, then lit the stove.

After about a minute, he heard a chirping noise.

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