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Here's a preview of guest alarmist where I step aside and let a guest walk us through a personal tragedy and together we figure out who's to blame. We never talked about the poppy seed

myth though. Oh yeah please what is that? I remember it was like if you right it was like

if you tested honestly if you would be like I had just had a poppy seed bagel and then they'd be like oh that's why those

that's opium right that's like you can test positive or opium yeah for pot. I just wanted to make that clear for you.

I thought 100% oh my god. Yeah that's Ophia. You guys are.

H-H-Ophium, but I just remember being in the bed being like,

I was just, it's a poppy season.

The puppy's thing they'll say the-

I don't have Ophium. Yeah, they're like, we didn't even test you for opium.

Now we're testing for opium.

Yeah, like that is the drug from Mulan Rouge.

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Now on to our episode.

I was born with a special gift.

The ability to mentally transform any situation into the worst case scenario in my own

brain

My therapist calls my gift catastrophizing and that's why I'm uniquely qualified to scrutinize and analyze history's greatest disasters and find out who's to blame. They say history repeats itself. Not on my

watch. My name is Rebecca Delgado Smith and I am The Alarmist.

Hey everyone, thanks for tuning in to into the alarmist, a comedy podcast where we talk about

history's greatest tragedies and figure out who's to blame. Today we're discussing

the Trojan War Horse.

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