Y'all, this is the third time I've recorded this show. Is Mercury still in

retrograde? Can we just look this up before we start?

Because I think it actually is right now. I'm a big believer in Mercury in

Retrograde. Some of you made us argue that things happen. Mercury in

Retrograde? It's gotta be still, right? Oh wait, no, it's not it ended on January 1st well wait actually wait today is

still January 1st never mind it still isn't retrograde and of course in true

retrograde fashion it had to f up our very first

show the year y'all this show is so messy today it's been such a messy process

getting back into it but yeah I'm an uncle. How about that? Last time I talked to you, not an uncle, this time an uncle.

And I want you to think back to the first time that you added family members, right? Like nieces, nieces,

I don't know if they adopted or whatever, birth,

the old-fashioned way.

But the reaction that I had, I just don't know

if it's a typical reaction, like like I don't think this is normal

you I'm literally losing my voice I've been talking so much and none of it's gonna air

it's gonna be a messy year yall, welcome to this Janky podcast.

Hi, my name's Kramer, and I am proud to admit

that I am a mama's boy.

You're not just any mama's boy.

You're a certified mama's boy and this is the certified mama's boy

podcast. If this is your first show I hope you'll give us a second chance.

This is a podcast is based in three principles.

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