THE TRIP THAT CHANGED OUR FRIENDSHIP - Dropouts #57

Dropouts

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4.8 • 2.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2021

⏱️ 58 minutes

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This week the crew talks about how many 4th graders they could fight. We go to Miami and try to sneak into the VIP section of a club! Also Jared gets too drunk on Zach's family vacation...

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0:00.0	And I looked down to see probably a four-year-old child staring at my noodle and I said,
0:07.6	oh, oh, and I like, I tried to cover up because I still had the pee and he's like,
0:11.4	that's a nice one.
0:12.9	I'm ready whenever you guys are.
0:15.6	Just give me a second, I just need to count down.
0:18.7	No, no, no, I just need someone else to sit here and do it.
0:22.3	What's up guys, welcome to episode 57 of Dropouts.
0:29.1	So my question is, how many fourth graders do you think you could fight before they overtook you, Jared?
0:33.8	Not as many as you think.
0:35.9	How many, no, give me an honest number, like probably three.
0:40.1	I was just saying three, three, four.
0:43.0	Only three?
0:44.3	Yeah.
0:45.3	Fourth graders are not as short as you would think fourth graders are because in the fifth grade, I was five.
0:48.7	No, no, send the first six to me.
0:51.1	You're, you're taking six.
0:52.7	They can take a kneecap to the teeth out like a light.
0:55.6	The seventh one comes in probably going to bite my neck.
0:57.6	I'm going to go down and then they're going to overtake me like a zombie horde, but I will be,
1:02.1	oh, and if I had a bat, if you had a holy shit, I thought we were doing a bare hand.
1:07.9	Yeah, me too.
1:09.1	We had bats.
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