The trike of terror

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Jonny and Richard stumble upon one of the British bike industry’s less good ideas. Also in this episode, the intimidating noise of scramblers, a thief’s favourite weather conditions, gold lame wearing crim disco band Rain, Fog and Wind, factory jacks and burly lads, Jamie Theakston’s stolen Stag, the whereabouts of Jayne Middlemiss, the Vincent Amanda, going karting after a trans-Atlantic flight, stag do kart crashes, a listener’s amazing stories about raves and a plucky Renault, and news of a celebrity Smith and Sniff listener.

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0:00.0	I'm Johnny Smith, Irish Porter, and this is Smith and Sniff a podcast in which two friends
0:06.3	talk about cars and many other things.
0:10.9	Choose me, text me, bye.
0:15.3	I forgot.
0:16.3	That is a catchphrase which just popped into my head.
0:23.1	A couple of nights ago when I couldn't sleep and I realised there used to be a chap that
0:27.6	ran a chip shop in Somerset and he would say, you're going to have to say it, you try
0:34.0	now, so he says, cheers mate, thanks mate, bye, all imagine if that was one word.
0:41.3	Like in German, the Germans have just one word for, cheers mate, thanks mate, bye.
0:46.1	Yes.
0:47.1	Oh, it's hard, it's actually hard, cheers mate, thanks mate, bye.
0:49.9	Choose me, text me, bye.
0:50.9	That can mate, doesn't flow into the bye so well, so you can go to them.
0:54.8	No.
0:55.8	Thanks mate, bye.
0:56.8	Choose me, text me, bye.
0:59.5	And when you're in a queue, like a Friday, a busy chip night, and I don't know, 10 deep
1:08.0	in the queue, you'd hear this a lot and I'd completely forgotten about it until I couldn't
1:17.3	get to sleep the night and I'm just for clarity, although most people won't give a flying
1:22.2	toss.
1:23.2	But if the acoustics are a little different, I'm recording this from a hotel room in Norway.
1:29.2	So there, so there, that's that.
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