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I'm Johnny Smith, I'm Richard Porter, and this is Smith and Smith for podcasting which

two friends talk about cars and many other things, actually in person.

All disclosure, we're still in America, but we're not at Ren Spoult anymore because

it's finished. We're just killing time waiting to go to the airport and we thought

we were supposed to be together and we're not often together, we'll do a podcast in the same

room. We've got a big tubby suburban waiting to take us. I think we've got a big tubby coffee,

we just went down to some area of sweet Monterey, the town where we're staying.

We're going to say it's a precinct, but that makes it sound like a 70s shopping centre

and we just went to the spa and then popped into all this. We went and got a coffee and a

pastry, but the pastry is so massive that we just had to share one.

It was a quest on the size of what are those very large crabs that you can eat?

Oh, orangey brown shell. They're not dungeon-esque crabs are they?

You know the large. So imagine a quest on that's basically it's a pastry crab and it's

huge. It's unnecessarily large and we both looked to one another, I quite fancy one of

those, but not all of it.

No, and then the coffee and we stupidly went medium for getting the where we are and of

course two cardboard buckets of coffee and that. It's fine, I think it just takes some adjustment

because we're British, don't you know, and we're just not as good.

Well, I don't know, everything is just a bit smaller in our country isn't it?

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