Nerd a mouse.

I trapped two of my best friends in a recording studio and forced them to watch one week of the worst videos you've ever seen in your goddamn life that were so manipulatively edited that they couldn't turn away.

And you're not going to believe what happens after I forced Mike to admit how he really feels about a fellow autistic man.

Jake, here's $1,000.

Thank you.

Hey, Holden, here's $5,000.

What?

I can't fucking believe what is happening to me right now.

Holden later died due to a ketamine overdose.

And we are dedicating the rest of this video to him.

Also, we're going to Saudi Arabia and making no relevant points about anything that's happening.

Jeez.

On this episode, we're gonna, instead of teaching one man to fish, we're going to just drop a bunch of fish on one day.

I spent $1 million on a car that fucks you.

It's, I don't even know who suggested this was the topic.

Was it you, Mike?

I feel like it might have been.

Yeah, yeah, of course.

It was, it was you, because I was about to say,

I feel like I'm the most similar to Satan,

and therefore I thought it was maybe me.

But, uh, I, okay, you know, it's Mr. Beast. I'm sorry, let me, let me, Mr. Beast. No, it's Mr.

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