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🗓️ 28 October 2022
⏱️ 114 minutes
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0:00.0 | No jumper coolest podcast in the world and today I'm sitting down having a conversation with Trevor Wallace |
0:05.5 | I'm gonna let those comedians in the world. Oh, I like that certainly the coolest pompadour in the world. Oh, yeah |
0:10.4 | I've been changing my shit since like six grade. Do you describe it as a pompadour though? Is that fair? |
0:14.5 | I describe it as my dad's like a lawyer type thing. I don't even know what this is bro |
0:18.7 | But I've tried like other haircuts and it's just I think I have such a big nose that like I'd anything to take away from that |
0:24.0 | It just helps really I don't think it's a massive nose |
0:26.3 | But it's like I've buzzed my head. I did it once in college buzz my head some girls like why did you do that? |
0:30.4 | And I was like that's interesting because I guess if you like make your head longer |
0:35.4 | Yeah, it'll make your nose look flatter or not as extended. I like it |
0:39.8 | Yeah, cuz like everything is gone. That's all you have to look forward to if you got a driveway with a bunch of ugly |
0:44.5 | S cracks and no plants then all you see is a cracks |
0:46.8 | We put some plants out there like that. Can we try all the angles and use the one that makes his nose look the biggest for the duration of this conversation |
0:53.3 | Yeah, we can get a GoPro right on this mic. Have you ever thought about Rino Plasty? Yeah, oh yeah, I've thought about it |
0:58.8 | I've thought about it, but every time I say a girl like no like I like your nose |
1:03.5 | And I'm like that's a weird thing to like as a comedian. It just feels like having a |
1:08.2 | Interesting nose is like, you know, yeah, it's probably not a bad thing |
1:11.8 | It probably makes your face more memorable the correct right |
1:14.0 | I also think of your too hot and comedy people don't like it people are like man go fucking wear some fashion over something |
1:19.9 | You're too good looking for this. Yeah, I feel like as a comedian somehow |
1:24.4 | Having a nose job seems like an almost fatal flaw that you would have to get passed because it just shows a level of vanity |
1:32.3 | That it's almost kind of like |
1:34.3 | Maybe the audience would have a hard time getting passed although at some point probably they wouldn't even care or would cease to be an issue |
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