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Hello everybody and welcome to episode 189 of the Heist podcast, a true crime podcast without

any of the murder.

I'm Simon.

And I'm Matt. Matt, how you doing

today, man? Doing good. I'm amped about this episode. I say we just get with the small talk,

get away the small talk, and just jump right into the heist news. Okay, let's do it.

Heist in the news. Okay, so this first one came from about half of Heist Nation.

Thank you very much, Heist Nation.

We always appreciate it.

But I'll read an article from the BBC about it.

Danish Museum wants artists to pay back money after they're producing blank canvases.

Jen's Haanning, a Danish artist, was commissioned by the Kundsen Museum. He was asked to reproduce

two of his works representing the annual salary in Denmark and Austria. But the artist pocketed

the cache and produced blank canvases. The museum's reaction has so far been mixed. He stirred up my

curatorial staff and he also stirred me up a bit, but I also had a laugh because it was really humoristic. It should be worth noting here that he named the name the two blank canvases, take the money and run. So I think that's a key element here. However, Mr. Anderson was clear that the money needed to be paid back when the exhibition ends. But Mr. Haining has vowed to keep the cash. The work is that

I have taken the money. That's the art here, Matt. That's the art. Taking the money.

I mean, I'm no artist, but it sounds like art to me. He goes, I encourage other people of just as

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