Okay, I also am recording.

Very good.

So if, um...

How do you do a podcast again?

I've forgotten.

Um, wait, is it, see everybody else, like I've never been the one who

introduces the thing.

Hang on, let me think about like what other people do.

I know I have to sink us up, that's the bit.

That, yes!

I have to go three, two, one, then on a fourth beat,

we have to clap our hands together so that when Conrad, lovely boy, does the edit on it, he can use

that as an anchor point. And that's how you make a podcast. That is how you... I mean, I think that you have to have like jokes on it as well.

Oh, we don't just clap and then stop recording and send it to Conrad? I think we have to like do

jokes for like an hour. Jokes. All right I'll try and think of some. Bonus! That's a... That's a joke, right? That's a quality joke. Bonus!

That's a joke, right? That's a quality joke. Boners are funny because they're they're erect penises.

Yeah, and they're like they're intrusive. They're intrusive is...

I actually, I had a friend explain this to me over a decade ago, that the reason penises are funny is because they're intrusive.

They are, they just sort of get in the way, they sort of burrowing and barging and get in and they're just like,

oh hey guys, what's going on here? Like that? Like you're just trying to get on with your life and then a penis just shoves itself in your mouth and and you can hear it in your mouth from

Hmm I might have been confusing that with a dream I had.

That's a fucking good dream, shit.

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