I've hit record.

I have hit record and now we are...

We're in the middle of an important discussion about sauces.

Yeah, because I'm sat here in my underwear drinking curry sauce out of a tub, which feels like a new low, except for the fact that I also know there would be gentlemen on

the internet who would pay to watch it.

So in a way, I'm winning.

And at least one woman who would pay to watch it.

It is called me.

Well, I've already sent you a picture of me satir in the

underwear with the curry sauce. Yes, yes. And, and I'm, to prove it. I'm just kind of gawping at your

tits. I'm a level with you. They're huge. I just sent a picture of my tits to my friend who I'm

trying to, um, charm who I'm trying to charm.

I left the curry sauce out of that one.

I wasn't sure which way that would push him.

You're nerfing yourself then.

The curry sauce, like, you can imagine all sorts of of erotic

scenarios with curry sauce oh yeah oh yeah oh i wish you would tip it over all over yourself

oh let me tell you oh thick viscous brown curry sauce all over my tits.

Get in there.

That is somebody's fetish.

I guarantee it.

It's not for me.

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