I'm sorry you can sit there and look and play with all your silly machines as much as you like.

Is Gas going to have a crack?

He is, you know.

Oh, he's there!

Brilliant!

He's round the goalkeeper, he's done it!

Absolutely incredible!

He launched himself six feet into the crowd, and Kung Fu kicked a supporter who was eyewit without a shadow of and out giving him lip.

Oh, I say, it's amazing.

It does it tame, and tame, it's amazing. It does it tame and tame and tame again.

Crank up the music.

Charge a glass.

This nation is going to dance all night.

Luther Blissitt liked a tweet written by the athletics Kieran Tavem,

in response to an advertisement by Adam

Hurry. Hope this is a pod of two halves, he wrote. Well, Kieran, via Luther, and thanks to Adam,

here's my response, pinched from at Disco Mirror. I didn't think you were that kind of player.

This is Football Clicates, the podcast. I'm Caroline Barker, or should that be I, Caroline Barker speaking in the third person, with me both of the athletic and ready to give 110%. He's got a good touch for a big man, Adam Hurries here. Hello. Is it right that I feel slightly nauseous actually even using cliches, although I probably use them all the time? No, I think it's very important that we set out from the outset here that clichés are not a bad thing. They are an inevitable thing. Sometimes they're a great thing, something that we should celebrate, but they serve a purpose. And as this series goes on, I hope everyone will understand that they serve a purpose, because they are the lubricant for footballing conversation and we are ready to lubricate.

See, I can see your lips moving but I'm just waiting and watching for every one of the cliches that you dropped in there and trying to count them on my own. You can play at home. Maybe there's a drinking game in it. Also, with us, the team that he follows are the epitome of a football cliche. Charlie Eccleshire, Mr. Tottenham when it comes to the athletic.

Absolutely.

Spurzy?

Yeah, yeah.

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