🏰 The Traitors Ep 9 "Elvis Has Not Left the Castle"

Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

Amy Phillips

After Shows, Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2026

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode of Drama Darling, Amy Phillips is joined by Emily Dorezas and Jamie Moyer for a chaotic, comedic recap of The Traitors. They obsess over Rob as the “leader of the faithfuls,” talk about his charm (and the way no one suspects him), and react to Dorinda being flattered by Rob even after being murdered. Jaime presents Amy with a “But Daddy” Rob candle as an early birthday gift, while the trio breaks down Kristen’s intense interrogations, Natalie’s erratic logic, and the faithfuls’ overall bad gameplay. They discuss the box challenge (and suspect music/locks prevented contestants from hearing or peeking), the round table strategy of Tara and Johnny publicly revealing their deep friendship, and the weird moment Natalie pushes Rob to admit he has the dagger. They close by debating who might be murdered next (Natalie vs. Kristen), praising Alan’s blue china-pattern suit, and plugging Patreon and social accounts.

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0:00.0	Drama, darling.
0:10.8	Drama, darling.
0:15.1	Drama, darling.
0:20.6	Hello, welcome in everybody. It's a Sunday over here in Santa Clarita, but joining me elsewhere in the Los Angeles area are two traitor heads, one wearing a knit cap, Emily Dureas, and the other pair of glasses. Jamie Moyer, Emily, what's up, girls?
0:36.8	My pleasure to dress and costume for you today. Nice to see you.
0:42.3	Emily, love the hat. Love it. Thank you. My mother made this for my grandmother.
0:47.5	You wear it well. It's very chic. It's very silver-like, you know. It works for traitors.
0:53.0	You pointed out, I didn't notice this, but
0:54.9	Jeannie, look at Emily's outfit and then look at mine. Look at this. Are you noticing how...
1:01.9	Plad patterns with a neutral shirt underneath. Specifically, gray. Nice rack on both of you, too.
1:09.6	Nice racks. Thank you. Thank you very much.
1:11.2	Mine is from Scotland.
1:13.0	That's where I got my breast reduction in lift.
1:16.4	And you'll see I'm in pure red because it is the day after Valentine's Day and that is one of my favorite holidays.
1:21.7	So I decided to wear red today.
1:24.7	Jamie, what holiday don't you like?
1:27.2	That's right. I love a ma. Oh, what holiday don't you like? That's right.
1:27.6	I love a ma.
1:28.6	Oh, she celebrates Satan Sundays.
1:33.7	We did our Vita Tequila for the Satan Club, John.
1:38.7	What happened?
1:40.2	I love that like people are distancing themselves so much from Lisa that like like, Ben Affleck's, like, don't know her.
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