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The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

The Tragedy of the Friend Zone (w/ Rude Jude, Baron Vaughn & Open Mic Eagle)

The Bonfire with Big Jay Oakerson and Robert Kelly

SiriusXM

Robert Kelly, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Jay Oakerson

4.83.5K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2019

⏱️ 23 minutes

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Summary

Rude Jude from "The All Out Show" on Sirius XM's Shade 45 joins The Bonfire. Baron Vaughn and Open Mike Eagle come in and tell us about their new show on Comedy Central, "The New Negroes." Dan & Jay have fun with "Pimp My Ride" and discuss the tragedy of the friend zone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:24.0

Hi, this is Jacob and the Bond Fire kicked off the week welcoming Rude Jude back to

0:28.0

the studio.

0:29.0

The guys got into a discussion about bad sexual technique, how porn teaches you the wrong

0:33.6

way to do things and learning the hard way how to get better in bed.

0:37.7

Christine, I mean we're talking the other day, she said she's blown away by how many guys

0:44.2

real.

0:45.2

Because I think I would describe my fucking is like a good effort, I like to put a good

0:48.8

effort in, I like to put on the show, I think I'm a pleaser.

0:51.6

However, I don't think I do anything uniquely fantastic.

0:55.2

And she said it's not even anything uniquely fantastic as much as most guys just fuck bad.

1:02.0

I mean is that possible?

1:03.0

Because we learn from fucking porn and they're just pounding shit out like they just come

1:08.0

out the gates like, oh man, I remember the first girl I ate out, she straight up, she

1:13.4

stiff, she's he's not gonna push my head off like you're on a highlight reel somewhere

1:22.5

I've heard his fucking that day, Jude learned that certain mouths don't work well with certain

1:29.5

pussy's.

1:30.5

She was a powerful back standing at five foot nine, 145 pounds.

1:37.0

When you meet in the hole, well there's always a winner and a loser.

1:40.9

She was white and she danced like a black.

1:46.4

White with the flight of black, Jude learned that certain mouth techniques on a pussy don't

1:54.2

go over well.

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