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That's better help h eelp dot com. We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. So, You have accessed entry 1325 dot EZ 174

certificate number 34985 the traffic jam of the Certificate number 34985.

The Traffic Jam of the Century.

You drive a lot more than like it.

You drive a lot more than I do. Is that true? I think so. I think you drive... We both work at home. We do. Don't you think you drive more than me or maybe not? Well, no, I hardly drive. I hardly drive too. Yeah I mean I drive to pick up my kid at school. I'm leasing a car now and I'm wishing I had gotten the lowest mileage possible because I'm you know I might be driving

7,000 miles a year I guess that's right I think of you driving more than me because once

every two weeks you drive down to my house.

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