Hello, my friends, and welcome to the Robcast.

This is episode 284.

Okay, so a couple days ago, my daughter of Iowa

and I went surfing, we're walking along this boardwalk,

almost to the water, and this guy stops us.

And he asks us, what day is it?

Are you with me on this?

Does that perfectly summarize the thing in the air right now?

He says, what day is it?

And here's the thing.

I didn't know.

I said, I think it's the 30th.

30th?

Maybe it's the first?

I don't know, maybe it's the 31st.

I didn't know.

He then looks at me and says, no,

I meant what day of the week is it?

And I knew, but here's the thing.

I had to look at violet for confirmation,

and I think I literally added a question mark.

Like Thursday?

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