So I don't know we got a young crowd right here, but there's a really nice place called Tromaville.

It used to be a very popular place back in the 80s, man.

In fact, if you go to Tromaville, you might just see one of the biggest celebrities running around the town.

Old Toxy, the toxic Avenger.

My buddy, boy. Yeah, he was the, what the mascot of Trauma

films. He's the face. That beautiful, that beautiful puss right there is the face of trauma

films in Tromaville. Boy, and if you look at that face, you know what you're getting into.

It ain't going to be good.

But yeah, man, I used to grow up on trauma movies, man, you know,

because back in 1984 is when this came out.

So this is one of the things that you go to the video store.

Oh, yeah.

And so that's why I said, listen, you know, that's a classic right there. As far as I'm concerned, the toxic Avenger, he's part one, that's a masterpiece.

You can't mess with that.

Don't even try.

So when I heard that they were going to do this again, and y'all seem toxic Avenger.

Right.

If you have, you know, this, like, he's like the, he's like a melted rock, a Dwayne Johnson. If Dwayne Johnson was a, it's like, it's like they took Dwayne Johnson's wax figure and melted a little bit. Put a, put a damn, a hairdraw on it. Yeah, put him in a tutu. And put him in a tutu and melted his ass. You know, so they talk about, but yeah, but now we got, I was like, oh shit, John Sina,

you know what I made, uh, uh, uh, Dave Batista, Jason Mamoa, even better.

Peter Declitch, you out your goddamn, what?

It's a joke.

The new toxic avenger is going to be, and I don't mean no offense, but little old Peter Dinklage over there.

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