‘The Torture King’ Has Been FINALLY Caught! | 4.4.24

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.5 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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The Torture King has been caught, Botswana is threatening to send countries their elephants, Burger King employee almost gets shot for giving guy a good deal, UK Couple becomes new poster couple for immigration problems

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(00:00:30) Teasers! 👀🐒🐘

(00:05:58) Customer points gun on Burger King employee after getting a discounted breakfast, police say

(00:15:55) Mark loves a Babar

(00:16:32) 'The Torture King,' ringleader of global monkey torture network exposed by the BBC has been charged by US federal prosecutors

(00:25:54) President Mokgweetsi Masisi of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 elephants to Germany amid a dispute over Berlin’s opposition to the import of trophies over poaching concerns

(00:32:46) Harrowing video shows elephant charging truck during African safari, killing American tourist

(00:34:59) News headlines went off last night: Taiwan Earthquake, Texas egg facility halts production, Lauren Boebert hospitalization

(00:36:49) UK Couple Sent Letter Asking them to Sell Their “Abandoned” $250,000 home to the Government to make room for asylum seekers

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