Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network. The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic. Have a good time. It's a life.

Here's to our son. Here's to her son, to the house of Fragon. He's alive! The name of God!

Here's to her son, to the house of Frankenstein.

One man crazy, three very same spectators.

The brain is lucrous.

We must find another brain. Oh!

He spits by a werewolf and leaves becomes a werewolf himself.

Brain that was stolen from my laboratory was a criminal drink. Save me, Sam.

Everything's going to be all right.

No man ever suffered as I did for you.

But the rest you may not know.

I want to live even in this strange new world.

But I say why I was buried alive.

I am dracking.

Children of the night.

What music, baby.

Greetings, ghosts, ghouls, monsters, and brides. It's bride month here on Halloweenies.

I'm Wolfman Mack, and I've got two other co-hosts here who are going to

help me run through some of our favorite bride flicks. That's right, favorite bride flicks.

We're saying that now because this by no means is a best brides flicks. I'm sure you're all

really upset that we're not going to be talking about.

Franken Hooker and all of the movies that are always mentioned on every single bride list.

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