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And potatoes.

Now, here's your host, head chef of the men's room.

The Ted Nuget.

Head chef in the house.

Thank you, folks.

Thank you.

Now, obviously, whether it's kids, adults, I feel like everybody likes cereal. Yeah. You know? Some people are like, oh, don't like cereal. It's like, oh, what? Stupid. Yeah. I'm allergic to milk. You know? I don't know. Not my problem. I would also say, as an adult, I don't eat a ton of cereal. And I feel like if you do, Miles is right, the doctor's like, try the kashi, whatever.

No, try. I would also say as an adult, I don't eat a ton of cereal. And I feel like if you do, Miles is right.

The doctor's like, try the kashi.

Whatever.

Now, try the frost-up place. Come on, man. Right. Now, when I do get cereal, I'm a raisin-brand crunch guy. I recognize that I've lied to myself. There's nothing, there's no health redeeming. I mean, I guess there's brand in there, but it's covered in sugar and oats, but it's a delicious cereal, right?

But if I get that, I guess there's brand in there, but it's covered in sugar and oats. But it's a delicious cereal, right? But if I get that, you know, you're talking two days of just eating a lot of cereal. Well, sure, man. It's hard to put those boxes back. To me, cereal's a treat. I still like the little miniature eight packs, the variety pack. Post has one. Kellogg's got one. I mean, they both got a different one.

Ponce kind of sucks, man. I'm sorry. Give me Kellogg's and General Mills, because they basically say, we don't care about your health. Correct. It tastes good. Repost is like, we care about it. Do you like Golden Grams? I know you like cinnamon toast crunch, but golden grams in the same family, right? Yeah, same shape, but not. Kind of like a honeynut churios or regular

churio thing.

Like, I was going to say, if I had to eat just one cereal that wasn't terrible for you,

that has great flavor, it's honey nut chirio. Yeah, that's right, you know. Yeah, that's right there, man. I still love that. So this is the top 10 best cereals they ranked them of all time.

Now obviously again, like grape nuts, stuff like that.

Get out of here.

Again, your doctor them of all time. Now, obviously, again, like grape nuts, stuff like that.

Get out of here.

Again, your doctor told you to eat that.

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