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Hello, this is a poopcast about gossip, dirty laundry,

chitter chatter and back fence brittle prattle. In each episode, Joe Wilkinson and David Earl

invite you lot, the lovely listeners to send in any juicy gossip you might have heard over the years.

At the end of each episode they will choose their favourite bit of gossip and place it on the new

gossip mongers leaderboard. It's ever so big and shiny, so without further ado,

welcome to Golf Range manipulators, no gunge missiles, no, Gandalf's monkey cage, no, gossip mongers, yes, gossip mongers, yes, yes, that's it, gossip mongers, welcome.

Yes, you gossip gargill time. Gossip number one.

Right, this is from Mike. Hi, on old 13, I moved from Sheffield to a village near Huddersfield.

Before joining the school, the headmaster had heard I was an okay footballer and sent a

group of boys to my house to ask me to play out with a view that joined the football team.

Two of the boys were twins called the Costello twins. One walked with a limp and what I asked

why everyone got a little weird and quickly changed their subject. It was obviously a touchy subject.

Turns out when they were young they used to sleep head to toe in the same bed and one night when

they were asleep, one of the twins big toes became stuck in the other's bum hole.

It's the sweetest selling off a bum monger, you've heard I?

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