The Toilet Rat (Airdate 5/1/2024)

Bob & Sheri

Now! Media | Bob & Sheri

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 1.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2024

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Cheap Travel.

Pirates Reboot.

Morons in the News.

Small Plates.

Everyone Needs a Laugh.

Bob Repels Mary’s Friend.

Talkback Callers.

Can You Believe This S***?

Gator Attack.

From the Vault.

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0:00.0	Guess what today is?
0:01.1	Wednesday.
0:01.9	Wednesday.
0:02.9	Hit it!
0:05.0	Wednesday, I can't sleep.
0:08.5	Wednesday, morning.
0:09.5	Wednesday, happy days.
0:11.1	Wednesday.
0:11.8	Wednesday.
0:12.5	Now, from the Palatial Bob and Sherry studios on this Wednesday, it's Bobbens Sherry.
0:18.4	Oh, happy May 1st.
0:20.1	This year is flying by, which is shocking to me because I spent the first several months of it playing nurse. And it felt like the days were a thousand years long. It's already May 1st. And it'll be Mother's Day before you know it. And I had such a moment yesterday of realizing that even when your kids, you know, aren't babies
0:40.3	anymore, you still have moments where they show you that they think that you have some sort of
0:47.3	mommy magic that can fix things. So my older daughter who graduates from college on Friday,
0:53.3	my older daughter texted me and from college on Friday, my older daughter texted me,
0:55.9	and she was like, mom, we have to go to New York for this wedding next month.
1:01.9	And everything is so expensive.
1:04.3	Don't you have like a code or a credit card or something that makes traveling cheaper?
1:19.8	Yes. card or something that makes traveling cheaper. I was like, yes, I have a secret code that makes traveling cheaper.
1:24.6	So I was like, well, what, like, what are we talking about?
1:27.2	She goes, the flights are ridiculous.
1:30.5	And hotels in New York City, why are they so expensive?
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