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The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

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The Morning After with Kelly Stafford

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4.72.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 October 2025

⏱️ 38 minutes

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From 10-12-21: Kelly's first "legit" recording back in the studio with Sophie after a long weekend in Seattle. They think back on their teenage years and predict what raising the Stafford girls at that age will be like. 

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0:00.0

All right, y'all, morning after with me. Sorry about my voice. It was an extremely long weekend,

0:07.6

but a long weekend after a W I will take every day. I listened to your guys' criticisms

0:13.7

about the audio, so I decided it would be best for the morning after to move into a studio. I also have a producer now, which Sophie over here, you know, met her. She's awesome. You guys are going to love her. She's going to chime in every now and then, yeah? Yeah. Hi, guys. Basically, I found Kelly. I found her show. And I saw her being like, I have no idea what I'm doing. But I thought the content was amazing. So I was like, we need to recruit her. So we recruited here. We signed her. And I'm going to be basically her sounding board because I'm like you guys. We just met. Love her. But like I want to know more about her. And Kelly's not going to sit here and just be like, okay, more about me, blah, blah, blah.

0:54.8

Like, I'm going to bring it out of her. So we're going to find out all about Kelly because I'm going to ask all the questions. Which is scary and exciting all at the same time because you guys are going to get to know me real well and either you're going to probably like it or hate it. So we'll see soon. We were going to kind of dive into the weekend a little bit.

1:14.5

Obviously, probably like it or hate it. So we'll see soon. We're going to kind of dive into the weekend a little bit.

1:14.5

Obviously, it was an off weekend for the Rams.

1:17.5

And again, my voice is gone.

1:19.5

We took the trip to Seattle in and out quickly.

1:22.6

That stadium is so fun to be the opposing team in,

1:26.6

especially if you win in the end and it becomes quiet.

1:30.4

But you tend to try and yell as lot as you can and hence the voice.

1:35.3

And then I coach my girls soccer team on Saturday morning, which, oh, my God, guys,

1:41.4

it is really tough to wrangle seven toddlers to do something they don't want to do. I mean, I'm not even kidding. I'm holding hands. I'm carrying children as I'm running after the soccer ball. Like, it's not ideal. And Matthew was there for the first time. Oh. Yes, which he was super excited because I told him, I was like, Chandler's awesome. The other two needs some work, but Chandler was really, I'm the oldest three are on the same team. The oldest three on the same team. I might have lied about Hunties age. Well, aren't you the coach or you're? 100%. Yes, I'm the coach. Okay, so you can lie about the age. I think so. You know, she's way smaller. doesn't really get the whole, you know, soccer thing, but none of them do, to be honest.

2:18.4

I mean, did you play when you were young? I think so. You know, she's way smaller. Doesn't really get the whole, you know, soccer thing,

2:36.2

but none of them do, to be honest. I mean, did you play when you were younger? I did. Because I remember, like, I was never into soccer when I was younger and I used to run down the field holding my friend's hands and my parents would be like, let go. Go after the ball. That's just a little girls. Yes, it's a learning process for sure and i swear i told the guys that um they they're at i9 and i told the guys that are running i'm like you guys need

2:41.1

to mow these fields because the flowers are a problem because all the girls want to do is go pick all

2:46.4

the flowers so we need to get rid of the damn flowers that's the cutest thing in the world it honestly kelly's like get rid of flowers we these we need to get rid of the damn flowers. That is the cutest thing in the world.

2:52.1

Kelly's like, get rid of flowers. We these girls need to get serious. It's cute until you're down

2:57.2

to nothing because you're playing a team full of boys and they don't care too shits about flowers. Oh, they play boys teams?

3:03.2

Oh, yeah. Oh my God. That is so cute. Well, you know, I feel like when you have no brothers, you got to get them exposed to

3:09.4

boys a little bit.

3:11.2

So we did that and Matthew was like, wait, I thought you said Chandler was good.

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