We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

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The Titanic, 2.

You're crazy.

That's what everybody says, but with all due respect, miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship here.

Now when you think about stuff you'd like to see in the world,

where does another tit Titanic rank?

So I need to list everything I want to see in the world

all the way from peace on earth to a sequel to Master and Commander of the

far side of the world. Oh God I would pay so much to see that. Oh why didn't they make

them? I would say more than either of those I would like to see a new version of the

failed ocean liner Titanic because look what's the one thing an ocean liner

is supposed to do across Across the ocean, right?

Right, right, right?

Titanic never did it.

You're right.

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