So I decided to wash my clothes the other day

because my wife was gone in a women's event

and she usually washes the clothes.

And I'm willing to, but she doesn't much better job.

And besides if I fold something,

she'll refold it anyway, but a big polylondry

and grown and I thought, I'll wash the clothes myself.

So I got the clothes, got them over to the washing machine,

opened up the cupboard and I'm looking

at all these weird soap she's been using lately,

very organic things made with kale and wood shaving.

So I don't know and I thought, I don't even know

how much to put in.

Frankly, I don't even know where to put it.

And I remember, isn't there something called a tide pod,

a little thing you can throw in?

So I went down to the market, I bought some tide pods.

The problem is I couldn't get them open

because there was a TikTok challenge a while ago.

The tide pod challenge were crazy.

Teenagers were ingesting tide pods.

A very bad idea, by the way.

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