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Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

The Time We Got Kicked Out Of The Club

Lucas & Jacob: The Bro Show

Lucas & Jacob Cruikshank

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.92.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2020

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

We tried the Berghain club stimulator to see if we would get into the most exclusive club in the world. Also, other stuffs happens.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, my name is Lucas and my name is Jacob

0:14.6

Okay, my throat's cleared

0:17.1

Hey, hello everyone how y'all doing how y'all doing? I'm doing good

0:26.1

Great same. I'm doing good. I'm doing good too. I'm just

0:31.7

I thought he said I'm doing good twice so everyone everyone's just why you

0:36.4

I just have this feeling that like something's in my eye

0:39.0

Like I might have like you don't like you swim all day and like there's chlorine in your eye

0:42.7

That's why I feel like I feel like there's stuff in my eye. Oh, you feel like there's something in your eye

0:46.4

Love is like I feel like I rubbed sunscreen into my eyes. Oh, I was confused if you might know something you feel like there's something in your eye

0:53.6

You feel like there's like a piece of food on your eye. Oh, I hate when they're when it feels like some things in your eye that happened to me the other day

1:01.6

And there was something that's a scary thing if you were a contacts there could be a contact

1:06.8

On the other side of your eyeball many story time one time when I first started wearing contacts

1:12.0

I forgot to take them out one day and I was like, why does my eye hold so bad like two days later and then I

1:19.1

Went in the back of my eye and found a gooey God of contact. Are you kidding? It was actually two days later

1:24.3

Like two or three, but you but it wasn't

1:27.1

I don't know how I did by the scene and bought me and like one of my sister's was helping and we got it and it was how goo

1:36.8

Yeah, has that ever happened to you there has been times where it's been like not at two days though

1:41.7

But that was one time where I put contacts over contacts

1:45.8

Because I slept in my contacts didn't remember I slept in my contact more contacts over those contacts

1:51.6

And then I started looking around like why do I have a headache because like you know if you put on if you were like two glasses in a row

1:57.8

Like you get a headache because it's so strong. Yeah, and then finally I was like, okay, what is going on?

2:02.1

Then I took out my contacts and there was another pair contacts underneath

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