The Time Traveling Dave Matthews!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Time travel IS possible. It's been scientifically modeled out. And history is riddled with stories of time traveling adventurers. But they usually don't stand up to much scrutiny. Carlos is no different. He travels back from 2040 to tell us tales of Atl Coin takeovers and ambiguous changes right around the corner. Bryan and Krissy suspect he may have come in from Dave Matthews...played in Denver...yesterday...with bag full of sticky-icky Gummies! The house spiders get their revenge on Bryan! Bryan is prescribed medicine for lepers Krissy visits Denver and back cryptic meme's for Bryan to decipher Crochet is back and it's not just for grandma any more! Roxanne writes a very sweet note to TCB and assures the gang she is up to speed on every episode Some listeners are asking for TCB Merch. You had your chance! Bryan drinks a $15,0000 bottle of wine and has no clue why it's so good Andrew Carlssyn was a time traveling options trader who made $350mm?? Carlos visits us from 2040 to bring good news about our currency Is Carlos time traveling or coming from the DMB concert? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube American Musical Supply is offering $20 off any purchase over $100 Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) This episode is sponsored by American Musical Supply. Go Here and use promo code TCB to receive $20 off a purchase over $100. Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:34.4	We're really got to be the asshole that says we got in this thing and went back in time.
0:38.8	It must be some kind of hot tub term shoot.
0:46.6	On this episode of the commercial break, even though my skin was dying, I saved it.
0:51.8	I was hoping I would wake up and be able to crawl on walls, but
0:55.2	right shoot spider webs out of your wrist.
0:57.2	That did not happen either, so what are you?
1:00.7	What are you gonna do?
1:01.9	I'm glad you're here.
1:02.7	I thought we were gonna actually be able to take a break from this fucking pot.
1:05.2	That's what it looks like.
1:08.2	One day I hear the music coming from the beach, but I cannot have pinpoint where.
1:13.2	All the sudden, a man with a saxophone is playing with a crazy white man dancing his legs
1:18.6	below the guitar. It is a Dave Matthews.
1:21.4	I am traveling through time with the Dave Matthews man.
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