America loves its founding fathers, but that's a tough act to follow as a founding son.

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Hey guys, welcome back! Oh my gosh, it's season five. It's the premiere of season five.

Four years later, everything's different.

Mm-hmm.

Understatement of the year.

I know. I wish we had had a lot more internet back then because it would have been really fun to see.

I know there were message boards, but it would have been fun to see Twitter, for example,

Instagram, you know, and just to really feel the crowd reaction.

Because back then, we were like, we're going to try this thing. I hope it works.

Right. You know, we sort of guessed that people liked it, but I bet there were a lot of fans

out there who were calling each other and writing, I don't know, what do people do back then,

message boards again. Well, because there's so many misdirects, it was an episode of just like,

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