The Time I Pooped My Pants

Unhinged with Chris Klemens

Chris Klemens

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

Hood-up and hashing out all your drama, Chris breaks into your most embarrassing back to school stories, spills about sneaky sleepovers, gives the final verdict on keeping secrets from your parents, talks all things thongs, cringes at nurse’s office horror stories, commiserates with farting during a test, remembers falling asleep at your desk, winces at your worst bathroom accidents, hears about your salacious snapchat shenanigans, and talks terrible first kisses.

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Produced by Chris Klemens (https://www.youtube.com/chris), Jake Wachtel (https://www.instagram.com/jacobwachtel/) & Justin Bretter (https://justinbretter.com)

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Transcript

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:02.8	Somebody call 9-1-1, 1, surety fire burning.
0:09.8	Somebody call 911, Short fire burning on the podcast set. It is so hot right now on the unhinged set I could lose my mind anyways. Hi everybody what's up if you're new welcome to unhinged
0:24.5	with Chris Clemens if you're returning to this podcast because you
0:27.9	subscribe to hey girl welcome back I'm very excited to be come into y'all with a new episode. Now if you are watching this
0:35.8	episode on YouTube.com slash at sign unhinged yes I'm wearing a sweatshirt and
0:41.1	complaining about the heat, okay? The duality of man, let's get that clear.
0:47.0	Now because it is... Wait, oh my god, how did I fuck this one up this colossally? I figured because it's back to school time I would do embarrassing school stories.
0:56.7	However, I am realizing that guys, it's October.
1:03.0	Wait, why didn't I do this four weeks ago?
1:06.0	Oh, my God, this is like that Oscars episode all over,
1:11.0	where like, I realized it was coming out after it happened and I did
1:14.3	predictions or something do we all remember that lore God that was years ago anyways
1:19.3	I asked y'all to call in to the unhinged phone number which is 667, 577, 0807.
1:28.4	Save it in your phones.
1:30.1	Some episodes with guests, we call back the voicemailemail so you don't want to miss that.
1:34.7	You don't want to miss that now do you? But yeah I figure with school being in full gear at this point
1:40.7	not just starting.
1:43.1	It would be fun to hear about embarrassing school stories.
1:45.1	I just finished up the Stupid Summer Tour.
1:47.4	I've talked about it on a couple of after shows
1:49.5	over the month of September on Patreon.com
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