Now, uh, Mr. Choo, we've got very important matters of, uh, of, uh, national security

to talk about today.

But what I want to ask you is, uh, I downloaded TikTok, uh, for research purposes for this

hearing today.

And every time I go to my for you page, uh, I keep getting big booty latinas everywhere.

I mean, I scroll down big booty latina.

I scroll again, big booty latina.

Not only am I concerned about this, uh, as, uh, as, of course, a national security threat,

but my wife is concerned.

So Mr. Choo, yes or no, this is a yes or no question.

Are you going to do something about the big booty latinas on TikTok?

Oh, guys.

Let's talk about it.

Yo, we have a clown show to report on.

I'm your host, Omlepon.

No, be Taylor's coming at us from Nashville.

Now, does this show access my home's Wi-Fi network?

Because that's a security concern.

Absolutely, guys, if you are watching and you're concerned about your data right now, just

know that I am stealing all of it and I am selling it to the CCP.

I actually have Mr. Choo on the phone.

I'm going to call him, call him right after this to sell all of your personal information.

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