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The Three Type of Women You Date in Your Thirties – Chris Porter

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Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.51.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 January 2017

⏱️ 4 minutes

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0:00.0

When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical.

0:05.0

Let's check your weight, hop on the scale.

0:07.0

Look at that, you're down a few pounds.

0:11.0

Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels.

0:13.2

And when you love saving money, you want to save even more.

0:16.3

That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance.

0:20.0

I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock,

0:22.4

and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles.

0:24.6

Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle. Bundle and save on the things you love.

0:30.0

Chris, you're a single guy, right right? I am 37 and single nobody plans that

0:36.8

no one's in high school going I'm just gonna wait till the end and see who's left.

0:46.9

I'd like to find someone my age if for no other reason then they would get my references. Right you get tired of telling girls who the black crows were and I don't know if you've ever dropped a

0:54.4

Fletch reference on a 23 year old female but you might as well hand that girl a

0:59.8

Rubik's Cube and a beeper.

1:01.6

She's just staring at you like,

1:05.0

what's a water buffalo?

1:06.0

It's hard to even find a single 37-year-old woman

1:12.0

and then when you do, they have a tendency to fall into three

1:14.4

categories. They're either a super career oriented successful chick so I'm out.

1:21.2

Right those girls are looking for a guy that owns a suit I have a pair of slacks I don't know where they all

1:31.1

I know I got them because my mom bought him for me so I had something to wear when people die.

1:38.0

I don't know if you've ever shown up to a funeral in jeans but your mom refuses to let that go.

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