The Three Type of Women You Date in Your Thirties – Chris Porter
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🗓️ 27 January 2017
⏱️ 4 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | When you love riding a motorcycle, you want to ride it everywhere, even to a physical. |
| 0:05.0 | Let's check your weight, hop on the scale. |
| 0:07.0 | Look at that, you're down a few pounds. |
| 0:11.0 | Oh yeah, must be the new carbon fiber wheels. |
| 0:13.2 | And when you love saving money, you want to save even more. |
| 0:16.3 | That's why GEICO makes it easy to bundle your motorcycle and car insurance. |
| 0:20.0 | I'm going to prescribe 91 octane for your engine knock, |
| 0:22.4 | and we'll want to see you again in 3,000 miles. |
| 0:24.6 | Kick start your savings with GEICO Motorcycle. Bundle and save on the things you love. |
| 0:30.0 | Chris, you're a single guy, right right? I am 37 and single nobody plans that |
| 0:36.8 | no one's in high school going I'm just gonna wait till the end and see who's left. |
| 0:46.9 | I'd like to find someone my age if for no other reason then they would get my references. Right you get tired of telling girls who the black crows were and I don't know if you've ever dropped a |
| 0:54.4 | Fletch reference on a 23 year old female but you might as well hand that girl a |
| 0:59.8 | Rubik's Cube and a beeper. |
| 1:01.6 | She's just staring at you like, |
| 1:05.0 | what's a water buffalo? |
| 1:06.0 | It's hard to even find a single 37-year-old woman |
| 1:12.0 | and then when you do, they have a tendency to fall into three |
| 1:14.4 | categories. They're either a super career oriented successful chick so I'm out. |
| 1:21.2 | Right those girls are looking for a guy that owns a suit I have a pair of slacks I don't know where they all |
| 1:31.1 | I know I got them because my mom bought him for me so I had something to wear when people die. |
| 1:38.0 | I don't know if you've ever shown up to a funeral in jeans but your mom refuses to let that go. |
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