You know, I'm gonna give you a history lesson.

We got some dumb-ass motherfuckers floating around his country.

Stop laughing.

And when I do, start fucking.

Also, y'all did some nasty-ass jokes on my ass, too.

Funny jokes and unfunny jokes come out of the same birth.

You fucking guys are unbelievable.

Why are you laughing?

Good evening, everybody. Welcome to another episode of Why Are You Laughing Live from the

vaulted podcast studios in Petaka, Rhode Island today. I'm pleased to introduce to you

the three stooges and the whole gang is back. Matt, Craig, and Mike's triumphant return, which will be interesting

to see, based on the way we're recording these episodes. We don't know how people feel

about just the three of us doing episodes without Mike. So it'll be interesting to see how

furious people are.

A little nervous.

Well, hopefully it goes well. I will say, so we're talking about the Three Stooges today,

and I planned on starting the episode by saying, you know,

it's amazing that I was actually going to say this, Mike, believe it or not.

It's amazing that these guys that started in 1922 still hold up today,

and the rage I felt for even thinking that when Mike before the

show says, uh, you know, these guys started in 1922 and I still find them, roll on the floor laughing.

And just that phrase infuriated me so much that I was almost like, let's not even do the episode.

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