Hi there, it's Andy Richter, and I am so excited to tell you about my podcast, the three

questions with Andy Richter. Each Tuesday, I invite friends, comedians, actors, and musicians

to come on my show and discuss these three questions. Where do you come from? Where are you going?

What have you learned? These three simple questions, when answered honestly and thoughtfully,

can provide a pretty complete picture of

who a person is. Ted Danson once told me, and I had to have long hair, and so I had these little

beaded extensions. Oh my God. I loved that hair. Oh, God, I loved that hair. When I'd shower

and one of the beads would fall out, I would take it personally. It was like,

No!

Julie Bowen said, someone said, what's it like to have teenage boys? And I said, it's like getting

dumped by three guys at the same time. Every day. Every day. They walk in and I'm like,

hi, do I look pretty? Why are they talking to me? They don't even look up. They go right to their rooms. And then I'm like, hi, do I look pretty? Why aren't they talking to me?

They don't even look up.

They go right to their rooms.

And then the only excuse I have to talk to them is, you didn't flush.

I want to get to know people and let them get to know me too.

That's what the three questions is all about.

And now on Fridays, you can hear the Andy Richter Call-In Show. Each week, a special guest and I invite callers to weigh in on broader topics like dating disasters, bad teachers, stuff like that.

Me and Sonamuff Sessian recently talked about weird bosses, something we both have in common.

Did I mention his name is Conan O'Brien?

He's weird.

He's a weird boss. He's weird. Yeah. You guys have a very unique relationship because

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