Come on in, the water is lovely, come on in, La Liga is lovely.

And this time it's our chance to take a long, constructively critical look at Spain's reigning

champions as part of Revisita de La Liga's season preview season.

We got it.

Have you chosen your fantasy football squad yet?

Do you fancy a punt on Barsa for La Liga or for the Champions League? Well, these few

short energy-packed minutes should inform you in a cool, angst-free, proletarian manner how to

do that. And just as with principal challengers Real Madrid, it's not sensible to try and cover

Barsa in just one episode. There's so much going on that the Blau Granah require a SWAT analysis,

strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, threats, across two short videos. Let's call them balls-ups

and balls in the net. This episode will focus on the biggest own goal of Barcelona's summer.

Spoiler, there's competition for that ward.

And I'm going to look at their homelessness problems

and we're also going to have to go over the rudimentary explanation

of how bars are keep buying footballers

and then consistently need to wear brown trousers

to cope with the sphincter tightening process

of persuading La Liga to actually let them play competitively.

But all of that is only for our Socios, the paying members who support our content.

Come on, our beloved Scottish Spaniard, how can I join?

I hear you ask above the clamour.

So for August, our Revista

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