The Thomas Drown Affair / Ecks vs. Severance

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🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Thrill to the sounds of our preshow meeting (we have those, usually accidentally), in which we try to decide whether USC or UCLA conducted their overnight midseason firing better
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Lotta accents in this episode, we're gonna warn you right now
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Scotland Appreciation Time
The doink, re-envisioned
Coach firing draft update: Will Ecked be the new Croomed?
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0:00.0	I'll make it perfectly clear I'm wearing the apparel of my team.
0:08.0	The team that woke up early just to make Cerber right.
0:13.0	The team on the West Coast that got out ahead of it by three hours to beat virginia tech just to give server that extra extra
0:23.6	point i i bet they played they were like okay well you know this is going to happen but it's got
0:29.3	time then they saw the budget detect score they're like shit got to go go go we want we want
0:34.7	credit for being the most proactive.
0:42.9	Like, I forget exactly what time it was when USC fired Kiffin.
0:49.0	But I know it was, like, the news was happening around like 7 a.m.
0:52.1	And this is, you know, a few hours after that. But still, this is damn early.
0:53.7	We're making job maneuvers on the West Coast.
0:57.6	About 8 a.m. local that it was like going public.
1:01.8	Yeah, I'm trying to think.
1:04.3	I'm trying to think.
1:05.1	Like, when did he?
1:07.0	I'll have to look this up, because I am intrigued.
1:08.7	I want to know the exact time.
1:10.7	Kiffin got fired. Yeah, it was going, it was going, I remember have to look this up because I am intrigued. I want to know the exact time. Kiffin got fired.
1:26.2	Yeah, it was going, it was going, I remember it was going public around 7 a.m. East Coast. And I'm sure it's in a story somewhere that. It's, shit, I have this somewhere. I've got it. It's an oral history. Yep. David Halded at the oral history a few years ago. I'm sure it's in there.
1:29.8	I don't see Pat Hayden when I get off the plane.
1:35.0	McKay stops me, and it was 3 a.m.
1:36.7	when they left him at the tarmac.
1:39.3	So they kept the lid on it for a whole hour.
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