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So I'm not sure whether to be worried or pleased, but I did not get the presidential emergency

alert text message.

That means that when the apocalypse comes, you will not be in the know.

I am not your guy.

You're not going to get a heads up.

You'll just be surprised when you are bodily taken into heaven.

Whereas I got the alert on my phone while I was conveniently in the bathroom.

Oh, well that's the place you don't often hear from the president. Actually now you hear from him in the bathroom.

Unfortunately, we hear from him in the bathroom. And unfortunately, we hear from the bathroom.

It's because you're getting fired.

Yeah, well, this was not a personal message, but it was a presidential message. It said so right there on the screen.

Can we have established why exactly it has to be a presidential message?

Like what is the, is it to give it extra authority?

Yeah, I'm imagining Americans saying oh it's a

presidential message I should pay attention except with this president they're

saying oh God a presidential game again. A's message is like it's called Twitter.

Right.

I had tweet alerts on my phone already.

I didn't get it either, but that's because I was in this podcast studio with my phone on airplane mode recording a

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