The Thirteenth Year
Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast
Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
Imagine turning thirteen and, along with the rest of the trials and tribulations of growing up, you also have to deal with turning into a fish.
This week, Andy and Luke are talking about The Thirteenth Year, a coming of age story in which young swim team star Cody Griffin discovers that his real mother is a mermaid, and that he's turning into a fishboy with such telltale fish characteristics as flippers, the power to stick to walls(?) and the ability to shoot electricity out of his mouth(??). Will Cody come to terms with his new body? Will he still enter the state swimming championships despite having an obvious, unfair advantage? And what the hell is going on with that song over the end credits? Let's find out!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays by Skate Bowl come to my smart house |
| 0:11.4 | speed by alien sister don't come hungry because I'll bet my mom can't cook. |
| 0:29.0 | Hey, welcome Fish People, to another episode of Mom Can't Cook, a decom podcast. My name is Andy and I am one of your hosts for today. |
| 0:32.0 | Hey Andy, you glorious Fish Boy, I'm the other host. |
| 0:35.0 | It's me, Luke, here I am, flapping around. |
| 0:38.0 | Welcome, Luke. |
| 0:39.0 | Are you ready to talk about the Disney Channel Original Movie, |
| 0:42.0 | the 13th year? about the Disney Channel original movie The Thirteenth year. |
| 0:44.0 | Cody headed all. |
| 0:47.0 | You are so lucky to be dating Cody Griffin. |
| 0:50.0 | You're like I'm king of the world. |
| 0:51.0 | Until he turned 13. |
| 0:53.0 | Something seriously wrong with me. |
| 0:55.0 | And gruesome fins. |
| 0:56.0 | Think you're a a mummy. |
| 0:57.0 | A what? |
| 0:58.0 | A fish boy? |
| 0:59.0 | As if growing up weren't hard enough. |
| 1:02.0 | A month ago was completely normal. |
| 1:03.5 | Imagine having to hide your flippers. |
| 1:05.5 | Next time I'm going to take a bath, |
| 1:06.5 | I'm probably going to sprout gills and a tail. |
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