The Third Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy, Film Reviews

4.6 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2018

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Griffin and David welcome back Joe Reid (The Decider) for the 3rd annual Blankie Awards where together they present their own personal nominations and winners for the upcoming 90th Academy Awards. This roundtable discussion looks at all the major categories, as well as, references deep cut cinema from 2017 you may have missed. Also includes original categories and reports from the Burger Report™ hotline (802-8-BURGER). This episode is sponsored by Stamps.com.

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0:00.0	All you need to know is that the name of the show is my chance.
0:20.2	Oh, it's so wonderful night for blankies, blankies, blankies, blankies, who will win?
0:29.4	Is that it? You done?
0:30.4	Hello, I'm Billy Crystal.
0:33.5	I thought you were going to do that weirdly.
0:35.7	I saw that in my mind's eye.
0:38.3	Yeah.
0:39.3	I debated writing a full fucking song.
0:41.1	A song?
0:42.1	Right.
0:43.1	But then I realized I would only have my nominees vetted.
0:45.4	Yeah, that's right.
0:46.4	And then do it.
0:47.4	That's the only reason I didn't.
0:48.4	I remember that time I wrote one eighth of a rap for a burger report.
0:50.8	That's great.
0:51.8	I got very ambitious and then in a weird turn of events, could not take it to the finish line.
0:56.2	Glory, buddy.
0:57.2	My name's Griffin.
0:58.2	And I never take it to the finish line.
1:00.3	I'm David Sims.
1:02.1	I'm the Steve Martin to your Alec Baldwin.
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