The Third Annual Blank Check Awards with Joe Reid
Blank Check with Griffin & David
Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse
4.7 • 6.6K Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2018
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | All you need to know is that the name of the show is my chance. |
| 0:20.2 | Oh, it's so wonderful night for blankies, blankies, blankies, blankies, who will win? |
| 0:29.4 | Is that it? You done? |
| 0:30.4 | Hello, I'm Billy Crystal. |
| 0:33.5 | I thought you were going to do that weirdly. |
| 0:35.7 | I saw that in my mind's eye. |
| 0:38.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:39.3 | I debated writing a full fucking song. |
| 0:41.1 | A song? |
| 0:42.1 | Right. |
| 0:43.1 | But then I realized I would only have my nominees vetted. |
| 0:45.4 | Yeah, that's right. |
| 0:46.4 | And then do it. |
| 0:47.4 | That's the only reason I didn't. |
| 0:48.4 | I remember that time I wrote one eighth of a rap for a burger report. |
| 0:50.8 | That's great. |
| 0:51.8 | I got very ambitious and then in a weird turn of events, could not take it to the finish line. |
| 0:56.2 | Glory, buddy. |
| 0:57.2 | My name's Griffin. |
| 0:58.2 | And I never take it to the finish line. |
| 1:00.3 | I'm David Sims. |
| 1:02.1 | I'm the Steve Martin to your Alec Baldwin. |
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