Hey, it's Jessica. I just wanted to give you a little heads up when you saw a Friday podcast in your feed.

Starting today, every Friday, we're going to have a micropod called The Things That Freaked My Week, 20 minutes, that's it, with a roundup of all my guest's favorite things that freaked their week.

I really am doing this intro because you're going to be able to figure out what the

podcast is about once we start it. I'm really doing this intro to thank Nick Schmecca for doing this

awesome music intro. He did the one for the other podcast too, which all of you love, well, except my

sister. She doesn't like it, but 99.9% of you like it.

And this one is just as awesome, maybe even more.

So thanks so much, Nick.

All right, let's get to the show and the intro.

The fame is the freaks by week.

The fans are weird. Hey,

Hey, it's Jessica Renan, and welcome to The Things That Freaked My Week, a weekly micro podcast where my guest and I share the things we had to eat, people we thought were neat, and all the things that made us say, shit, my guest today is, you say your name so much better than I do, say it. You sound it so, you say it so pretty,

say it. Gabrielle Cabrera. Yeah, there you go, aka the Artful Desperado, one of my favorite

website and Instagram accounts. So we have 20 minutes. Are you ready, Gabrielle? I am ready, yes.

All right, let's do it. I think I want to start with your sheet.

There is someone that says they are allergic to the internet. You found this and sent it to me.

Tell me about it. Yes. So that definitely made me say shit because, so, you know, just reading it through the internet about whatever.

And then like these friends send me these things like, okay, did you see that Wi-Fi allergy is a thing?

I was like, no, it's not.

And then so he's, I was like, you're totally kidding me, right?

And then no, it is true.

In the States, this woman sued the government,

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