THE THING
Too Scary; Didn't Watch
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4.6 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 8 April 2020
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Paranoia, a spectacular hat, and a group of husky dogs that will probably be totally fine - we're recapping John Carpenter's 1982 classic The Thing! Grab a hot toddy or drink some whisky straight out of the bottle and join us as we chat about our most requested quarantine film. Kurt Russell is our north star and will get us through this strange time.
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| 0:00.0 | This is Emily, Emily and Sammy, and you're listening to Too Scary Didn't Watch The Horror Movie |
| 0:20.0 | Recap podcast for those too scared to watch for themselves. I'm Emily, I'm too scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:26.0 | I'm Henley and I'm also too scared to watch scary movies. |
| 0:30.0 | I'm Sammy and I like watching scary movies. |
| 0:34.0 | I any second now am going to sneeze and I keep thinking it's going to |
| 0:41.0 | to happen mid-sentence and we there's just no way to know but it is |
| 0:44.4 | creeping up can't wait how are we doing how are we doing my friends I know we |
| 0:52.3 | do we didn't want to phrase it if anything My friends. I know we. Do you think scary happened to us? |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah, I know we didn't want to phrase it if anything scary happened to us, |
| 0:56.0 | but something scary did happen to me this morning. |
| 0:59.0 | Oh my God, tell us. |
| 1:00.0 | I opened my bathroom door, I keep it closed in the night because I have two cats and they get up to no good whenever there's an open door |
| 1:09.6 | This morning I opened it and there was a cockroach only the only the outside of a |
| 1:15.9 | cockroach it was missing all of its internal parts it's just a |
| 1:20.8 | so I guess my cats must have It's like an exoskeleton. Skeleton, yeah. |
| 1:23.0 | So I guess my cats must have killed it and then eaten its insides and then |
| 1:28.0 | and then batted it under that bathroom door for me to find later. What a gift. A gift for later. A gift for later, little present. That's how you know they love you so much Sammy? Nasty. |
| 1:43.0 | How big was it? |
| 1:44.0 | A big guy. |
| 1:45.0 | He was a full size. |
| 1:46.0 | Big enough to scoop out a belly and leave the rest. |
| 1:49.0 | Yeah. Big enough that I could see what was... |
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