May I have your attention please you can now book your train tickets on Uber and get

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So by the time our millions of listeners hear this, you may be in the town of the World Series Champions Washington Nationals.

Or the most disappointed town in professional baseball.

You know what?

Washington needs a win.

With all due respect to friends in Houston, like we need this.

Yes, we need this more than you do, damn it.

That's right.

The Nats are the only thing going well in

Washington these days or the only thing we can feel good about there what give us hope

for the future and the country needs the national. That's why they were

chancing lock it up.

My question is whether the national should change their name to the deep state.

Ooh, the Washington deep state, the Washington

sweep. The Swamp.

That's the stadium.

Oh, I see.

It's to change National's Park to the Swamp

and change the name of the team to the Deep State.

I'm sure they'll take it under advisement. Hello and welcome to rational security, the There's No Wimpering in Podcasting Edition.

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