Okay, so we talked about how my son is afraid of Bowser last week.

He's still afraid of Bowser.

That hasn't changed.

I did make a huge mistake, though, because I let him briefly play Zelda Echoes of Wisdom.

And I think that was a mistake because now his expectation is that in every game he ever plays,

he can summon every animal in the game whenever he wants.

Oh, yeah, that's a huge problem.

I bet he's just got tables everywhere, huh?

Yeah, you got to tell him he can't make his own tables.

It's basically tables and jellyfish as far as the eye can see.

And any other game that doesn't have tables in jellyfish seems like a real downgrade.

I got into a lot of this when like my kids are playing a lot of Minecraft.

They were just making anything they wanted to.

And I feel like maybe that's a pretty good standard.

If you can't make any animal you want at any time, maybe the game's wasting your time.

Yeah.

You know what I mean?

Like it knows how to do it.

It's just ones and zeros.

I had the exact same problem with my son.

He played Sonic the Hedgehog, too, and he can't have Sonic the Hedgehog in every video game,

and he's been pissed about it every day since.

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