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So did you guys see the big news this week that Malania Trump has unveiled what her

signature initiative will be should she become our first lady?

I gotta say I thought it was a joke when I read it. My breath is

baited what is it? She is going to focus and as first lady on issues related to

cyberbullying. Wow and she's going to startbullying. Wow.

And she's going to start at home.

Yeah, good luck with that.

Maybe that is, right?

Maybe it's like her pointed, you know, critique of Trump.

Yeah, this is kind of brilliant. she's going to roll out the campaign

she's going to be like but anti-bullying education starts in the house including the

white one yeah that's nice you can come up with all sorts of good slogans for this. But meanwhile, because the election is rigged, they're not going to actually be in the White House.

They're going to, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,

routeless cosmopolitan international bankers are getting

together with the international media to you know keep them out and I just came from

with all the black people who were dead in Philadelphia who were going to vote.

Yeah.

You know...

Are they out there with the trilateral commission?

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